TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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