Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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