Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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