Midget sex pt 2 tonight
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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