Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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