I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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