You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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