He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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