thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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