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Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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