He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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