doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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