Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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