I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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