ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
