How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
She needs sedatives and a leash
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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