i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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