i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
