That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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