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Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
farters have to be the big spoon...
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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