Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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