At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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