i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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