Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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