no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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