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billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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