nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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