I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I think your dad took our porno
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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