R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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