did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i think my mom watched the whole time
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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