You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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