if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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