so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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