They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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