Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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