I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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