she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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