I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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