Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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