Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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