strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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