Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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