I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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