i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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