Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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