ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
lets start a swedish sibling band together
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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