Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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