I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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