It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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