quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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