Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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